October 2009
textsfromlastnight:
(785): whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
looooooooollllllooooooollllll
Sometimes, ok, a lot of times, when I click on...
heatherharding:
(via handsremember)
you win.
PREESH. :D
i just puked
walkthewaves:
i got a piece of bread and put peanut butter and cinnamon on it because that’s what i eat for dinner and i smelled something gross and i was like “oh that’s probably just mark, he’s gross and right there” then i started tasting something that smelled like mold and i turned my bread over and it was all yellow and i puked it up on my keyboard. GROSS
Omg. Surprise moldy bread is the...
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Sometimes, ok, a lot of times, when I click on...
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
<3
textsfromlastnight:
(714): i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
hahahahahah. yes!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
– Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, ‘This Is Halloween’ (via lyrically)
It's almost November. I shouldn't feel like my...
trisarahtoops:
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Uhm. Girl. It’s October 29th.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. =|
It's almost November. I shouldn't feel like my...
Not gonna lie, in awkward moments I have been known to pull out my phone and...
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textsfromlastnight:
(619): Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
hahahahahaha. oh god.
I was suppose to carve pumpkins with my two...
hihellogoodbye:
Should I even bring it up or is that immature?
I’m old and I would totally call them out on it.
textsfromlastnight:
(631): im so bored in class… i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
LIES. THIS PERSON WATCHES HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. RIP OFF. I wish I could call them out on it for real.
I'm not sure I talk about many personal things on...
ewitsmikayla:
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ewitsmikayla:
(via handsremember)
NOT OKAY WITH IT, NIKKI. NOT OKAY.
I miss you, child. I wish I wasn’t so lame on AIM. Sigh.
i don’t think i ever have you on aim? i’m rarely on there to begin with, but i’m online right nooowww. winkwinkwink.
Oh girl. I don’t think I have your screenname. Mine is nikki is hype. HIT IT UP.
I'm not sure I talk about many personal things on...
ewitsmikayla:
(via handsremember)
NOT OKAY WITH IT, NIKKI. NOT OKAY.
I miss you, child. I wish I wasn’t so lame on AIM. Sigh.
I'm not sure I talk about many personal things on...