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fawnisfluorescent: I’ve started to unfollow anyone who posts nudity during daytime hours because I hate having to scroll by it quickly while at work when I see some unexpected porn on my dash. Also, most of it is gross anyways. There are three exceptions to this unfollowing people who post nudity rule I’m forcing upon myself. I won’t unfollow someone who posts nudity if: I’ve been following...
Tomorrow I have to dress business casual for work....
I think it's super weird when people refer to...
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss)
The cleaning lady at work is wearing a very strong...
It’s effing up my nose!
textsfromlastnight: (516): is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon? It’s never too early or late to make bacon.
Someone just said "It's only Tuesday." I cringed.
I want a Fangtasia t-shirt.
fmylife: Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I’ve received 16 snuggies so far, and I’m still counting. FML Hell. Yes.
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there’s a second awesome gland....– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Columns (via annahatesbananas) (via flickflickflicker)
Cuteness Consolidated →
Cute picturesssssss. Ahhhhhh.