Crawling into your domain.– Sarah Maisey was crawling towards my crotch area… =|
I NEED MORE SAUCE.– Sarah
textsfromlastnight: (608): I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her. Me: *reading this out loud to Sarah* Her: I do have a lot of pennies out back. ‘OUT BACK’?? I dug a hole. Us: LOLOLOLOL
Most disturbing conversation about blowjobs...
trisarahtoops: For real. I don’t even know how I’ll look at Sundays the same. And why do I always have to be involved????
textsfromlastnight: (206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack..
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getaround-: SEASONS OF LOVE THANKS THIS IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD.
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